The Grill Sergeant Apron

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  • $14.99
  • Regular price $34.99

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Sir! Yes, Sir! You slimy sack of worm-brained, no good, filth, do you think you have what it takes to barbecue steaks and corn for a family of four before sundown? DO YOU?!?! Not if you don’t own The Grill Sergeant Apron you don’t! This is America and there is a war against good old fashioned American food! The commies in the schools and the socialist fat cats in Washington want to tell you not to eat steak, not to eat corn, not to eat hot dogs, AND NOT TO DRINK BEER! Arm yourselves my brethren! You are the last line of defense against the creeping tyranny of a nanny state hell bent on ripping the wieners right out of your kids’ mouths before sending them to CHINESE REEDUCATION CAMP!!! If you don’t buy this apron the terrorists have already won…may God have mercy on our souls.


  • Artillery Belt: Holds 6 Beverages
  • One Size Fits All with Adjustable Strap
  • Bottle Opener
  • Salt & Pepper/Spice Pockets
  • 4 Sauce Pockets
  • 3 Extra Large Tool Pockets
  • 100% Cotton
  • Accessories Not Included