What a delightful chap! The fresh snow crunches softly beneath his knee as he stops to adjust his binding. His gold plated bamboo poles glisten in the early morning sunlight. His chap cap cocked just slightly indicating his allegiance to the Anti-Franco Resistance Underground. A miniscule capsule, containing microfiche, nestled between two of his rear molars in a fake tooth. His ear twitches imperceptibly as a tuft of snow slides lazily from a nearby fir branch. His breath, forming an ominous fog in the crisp winter air, hastens slightly at the sound. Is that a crack German Shepherd trained skiing dog commando unit approaching from the northeast? His heart flutters as he checks the perimeter. "I am alone," he thinks, "utterly alone." He pushes off again, gracefully sliding towards a new tomorrow with a frozen tear on his cheek.
The vintage artwork on this pleasantly retro personalized sign is sublimated on a piece of high quality metal that has been outfitted with four holes to ease the hanging process. Make this ski sign your own when you personalize this gorgeous vintage landscape with up to 14 characters.
- Measures: 17"W x 11"H
- Vintage artwork sublimated on high quality metal
- Personalize with up to 14 characters