Journey...Wine Wooden Sign

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  • Regular price $29.99

We all need a motto to live by, something to guide us through the day and help us achieve our goals. And that motto might as well be emblazoned on an awesome wooden sign. This humorous gag plaque states that "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming'WOO HOO, what a ride!'" This funny novelty sign is handcrafted from solid pine right here in the U.S.A. The quality construction and finely detailed lettering will ensure that your sign lasts through the ages. This way, generations of children will know who they got their corny sense of humor from: you! Be proud, embrace your inner goofball and place this clever piece of home décor where it can be seen by all.


  • Novelty sign constructed from solid pine in the U.S.A.
  • Wooden sign measures: 18"W X 9"H
  • Funny gag sign available in: burgundy color only.