Rustic Pine Gondola Ski Sign

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  • Regular price $24.99

Tired of all these damn kids being all like, “Where’s the gondola! Where’s the gondola!?” They’re too stupid to get up the mountain, yet they have no trouble barreling down it with their eyes closed and running right into your wife’s shin! Well I got one of these signs to show them the way, and then I realized they couldn’t read. So now I just use the sign to knock ‘em out and pile them up in this little gully off the main trail. You’d be surprised how much cash the ten and under crowd carries around these days! Our handcrafted Rustic Pine Ski Signs are made to order in our facility in Santa Barbara, CA. Each sign features an original design, printed on a specially coated piece of pine, and hand finished to look “worn in” and rustic. A metal hanger wire finishes the look of each custom built sign, so it will be ready to hang right out of the box in your private chalet, creek side cabin, or anywhere you like.


  • Measures: 23”W x 5”H x .75”D
  • Built-in wire hanger
  • Custom made to order
  • Hand finished edges, smooth to the touch, rustic look