If You Drink Metal Sign

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  • Regular price $29.99

You should never drink and drive. You could end up losing your balls, or worse, your cart. Walking around in the dark, dodging sprinklers, battling alligators, nothing could be worse. That's why we've crafted this clever pub sign as a friendly reminder to all those who imbibe. This is not just a hilarious gag sign; it is a public service message in joke form. For wherein the truth lies, lies also the hint of laughter that doth tickle the fancy of even the sternest judge of character. What? The vintage artwork on this funny bar sign is lovingly printed on high quality metal via a unique sublimation process from the future! Featuring four pre-drilled holes for easy hanging, this sign will complete any interior décor, no matter what it may be, from early Victorian to late Trailerparkian.


  • Vintage art sublimated on 20 gauge metal
  • Four pre-drilled holes for easy hanging
  • Measures: 11"W x 17"H