In the early days drink dispensers consisted of clay pots and coconut shells. Well, we have evolved. That's not to say that the current method of dispensing drinks is any better than the Paleolithic days but I bet its more fun. In any event, our most convenient drink dispenser is our Beer Hat for true hands free drinking and multitasking. Or for the golfer, who could resist our stealthy Designated Driver Cooler Club drink dispenser...Sick of high gas prices? Set your own fuel prices with our retro-cool Gas Pump Drink Dispenser.