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The Booze Bladder holds 24 oz. of your favorite cold beverage and cleverly conceals it underneath your shirt. Having this little baby nestled snugly against your hairy paunch will ensure that any sporting event, concert, or day at the office goes smoothly. There's nothing like a secret stash of the old social lubrication to keep everything running nicely day and night. The one-size-fits-all waistband comfortably secures the secret flask and the vinyl bag naturally disperses against your belly, creating a sleek natural looking gut that easily sneaks past security. Once inside, sneak sips from... More »The Booze Bladder holds 24 oz. of your favorite cold beverage and cleverly conceals it underneath your shirt. Having this little baby nestled snugly against your hairy paunch will ensure that any sporting event, concert, or day at the office goes smoothly. There's nothing like a secret stash of the old social lubrication to keep everything running nicely day and night. The one-size-fits-all waistband comfortably secures the secret flask and the vinyl bag naturally disperses against your belly, creating a sleek natural looking gut that easily sneaks past security. Once inside, sneak sips from the Booze Bladder with the included hose and lip-lock valve. After you've used the Booze Bladder once, you'll never go to another function without it. Be it a wedding (especially your own), a spelling bee, a funeral, the birth of your child, or any event that is otherwise pointless without the hooch on hand, the Booze Bladder will be sure to wet your whistle, take the edge off, and help you tie one on!
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Holds 24 oz. of your favorite beverage (750 ml.)
Sleek and comfortable
One size fits all waistband
Easily sneaks past security
Great for sporting events, concerts, work, etc.
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