Our One-Eyed Jack's Tavern Apron is the ultimate in manly chef wear! Ravage the wenches? Plunder the booty? This is the stuff that history is made of. Who are we to deny you the means to express yourself and find your roots? When you wear this dastardly piece of novelty kitchen apparel you are telling the world that you too have tasted the salty sea air off the coast of Barbados. You're saying, "I'm going to make some gruel, and you're going to eat it, or there'll be hell to pay!" Mostly, you're letting everyone know that you have a fashion sense so sharp that it can cut throats. Avast yer... More »Our One-Eyed Jack's Tavern Apron is the ultimate in manly chef wear! Ravage the wenches? Plunder the booty? This is the stuff that history is made of. Who are we to deny you the means to express yourself and find your roots? When you wear this dastardly piece of novelty kitchen apparel you are telling the world that you too have tasted the salty sea air off the coast of Barbados. You're saying, "I'm going to make some gruel, and you're going to eat it, or there'll be hell to pay!" Mostly, you're letting everyone know that you have a fashion sense so sharp that it can cut throats. Avast yer hemmin' and hawing! Get this great gag gift for the butcher, baker or barber in your life and help them embrace their marauding side. If you don't do it, who will?
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Full-color artwork printed on 100% poly spun apron
Bib Style apron measures: 25"W X 31"L
Durable, stain-resistant material
Large, comfortable neck strap
Extra long 100% poly spun ties
Also great for cleaning, gardening, art projects and other activities
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