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In this world of trivial, useless, unfashionable clothing and accessories, the Mohawk Drink Hat is like a breath of fresh air. Combining form and function in a way we never thought possible, this novelty drink dispenser helmet could revolutionize the way you enjoy tasty beverages. The sublime beauty of this creation leads us to believe it was designed by a race of superior beings from another world. No human could feign this type of genius. This rock and roll party hat is the last drinking supply you will ever buy. Once you have this thirst aid, and you have placed atop your noggin, the... More »In this world of trivial, useless, unfashionable clothing and accessories, the Mohawk Drink Hat is like a breath of fresh air. Combining form and function in a way we never thought possible, this novelty drink dispenser helmet could revolutionize the way you enjoy tasty beverages. The sublime beauty of this creation leads us to believe it was designed by a race of superior beings from another world. No human could feign this type of genius. This rock and roll party hat is the last drinking supply you will ever buy. Once you have this thirst aid, and you have placed atop your noggin, the respect you have always commanded, and deserved, will finally be yours. Take control of any board meeting, destroy the competition in any sporting event, pass any test, calculate infinity, and much, much, more! If you care about anything, if your life is worth living, then you must have the Mohawk Drink Hat. You might even need two.
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Fits most noggins
Holds two standard size cans
Made from high quality injection molded plastic
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